Welcome to critteriddance.com!

Okay, so you’ve stumbled across this page – welcome!! So you may ask, what is critteriddance.com? Well, critteriddance is a periodic attempt to throw a spotlight on evolution’s losers, malcontents & weenies, in a humourous, if not scathing, light.

But first, we’d like to present to you our corporate staff, associates and business partners:

Team leaders Raye, Moe & Buffin

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Head Researcher Tass

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Web Engineers Shinee & Warp

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Evolutionary Accuracy Expert Snappy

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Office Security Winken, Tuquaine, Blinken

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Technical Advisor Locutie

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Chief Ringer Donny

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Heads of P(rom)otions & Hardwere(wolves) Birch & Howl

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Office Physician Tomas

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Leaf Blower Technician Fold

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And our Captains Of Industry, Jacques & Pantz

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On occasion (as payroll is sporadic at best), we will attempt to spotlight some of the more spectacular fails that have had the displeasure to be linked to the evolutionary fence. But since critteriddance is indeed a democracy, feel free to send us images of any original (no copyrighted images please!!) photos, mug shots, drunken midnight crayon scrawls, bas reliefs or daguerrotypes of any victims you might feel deserve their 15 seconds of infamy. Send said images to: critteriddance@gmail.com and who knows what we might discover & come up with? After all, No one in the Internets can hear you Misbehave.